📰 AAU Basketball Takes on the Real Villain — Jean Shorts

🚨 ATTENTION TRAVEL BALL NATION 🚨

In what can only be described as the most AAU thing ever, the folks running the AAU Memorial Day Basketball Classic have dropped a dress code so strict, it might just be longer than some of your team’s playbooks. And we’re not talking about player uniforms — we’re talking about coaches.

According to the rules, if a coach shows up in jean shorts, sweatpants, a tank top, or (gasp) a hat… it’s not just frowned upon — it’s punishable by a 2-shot technical foul.

Let’s run that back:

Your team hits a game-winner in pool play to get the No. 1 seed… but Coach forgot to swap out his carpenter style jorts and now y’all start your bracket game down 2 points before the ball is even tipped. 🤯

👖 So yes — the rulebook has officially declared war on:

 • Jean shorts

 • Sweatpants

 • Tank tops

 • Hats

 • Open-toed shoes

Meanwhile, you can wear dress shorts, jeans (but not the kind with personality), and a team tee if it’s paired with “dress shoes or tennis shoes.” Because nothing screams authority like coaching a 9U game in slacks and loafers.

This rule applies to all coaches — even the brave souls still chasing down clipboards and handing out Capri Suns.

🎤 So the next time your squad hits the hardwood, make sure Coach looks less like he’s grilling hot dogs and more like he’s heading to a job interview at a strip mall bank.

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