Group Chat Podcast : Not Mott's Mailbag (EP:16) | 5 Million $ Sneeze Power Slap, Kangaroo Jerks, Trials & Tribulations, Vikings Cheerleaders

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Welcome to Group Chat Podcast  — the only show where you can learn how to race a 40MPH Johnson against the Mayflower, decide whether kangaroos are bigger jerks than seagulls, and debate if sneezing for $5 million is worth the lifelong risk of getting power-slapped at a Creed concert.

This week’s Not Mott’s Mailbag (brought to you by the LaFouche Concert & Events Club) is overflowing with unhinged questions:

How much do you owe your buddy if his $50 turns into a $100K casino jackpot? (Spoiler: some of y’all aren’t even paying him back the $50.)

Should 60+ yard field goals be worth more than three points? Or better yet, should we give bonus points for doinking the upright on purpose?

If forks disappeared from planet Earth, do we switch to chopsticks, sporks, or just raw-dog our spaghetti by hand?

Which animal would talk the most shit if it could speak? (Giraffes… the original nose-up Karens of the animal kingdom.)

And the important science question: Duck with a gator head, or gator with a duck head — which one wins in a fight?

Plus, we debate four-day work weeks, Chinese buffets that look like abandoned shoe stores, whether dinosaurs were just dragons with better PR, and why Zeke from the ranch is a cuck for showing up to businesses before opening time.

It’s dumb. It’s chaotic. It’s everything you didn’t ask for but desperately need.