🎙️Lock ’Em Up: Week of Winners (Week 10)
- Damien St.Pierre
- Oct 31, 2025
- 2 min read
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The Group Chat boys are back in the war room, chasing redemption and chaos in Week 10 of college and NFL football.
Mayor Cantrell’s already on the TV, the iPad battery’s dying, and the Lock ’Em Up crew is firing off picks, parlays, and pure foolishness.
🧠 Pick ’Em Segment
Five games. Three college. Two NFL. No mercy.
College slate: Tulane vs UTSA, Vanderbilt vs Texas, Oklahoma vs Tennessee.
NFL picks: Chiefs @ Bills and Saints @ Rams (with the boys riding the 14-point spread).
The crew debates everything from Arch Manning’s concussion status to whether Latoya Cantrell is secretly from Los Angeles.
Tommy rolls out the week’s “counselor picks,” Turtle gets five bonus games to make up for ghosting last week, and Nick’s Wheel of Doom somehow manages to go 2-3 again.
💰 The Parlay Table
The team builds their five-leg “Vanderbilt Parlay of Pain” featuring:
Georgia –7.5 vs Florida
Ohio State –20.5 vs Penn State
UCF vs Baylor OVER 59.5
Texas Tech +7 vs Kansas State
Packers –12.5 vs Panthers
A $5 bet to win $106, because responsible gambling is for someone else.
Along the way, the guys create new math (“Saints 9 points = six field goals, three makes”), debate whether Diego Pavia should seek asylum in the NFL, and crown “Cuckington McFluff” as the honorary mascot of the week.
Highlights & Hot Takes
“Latoya Cantrell did not do it. Not guilty. Give me UTSA.”
“Shuck is gonna get shook down.” — predicting the Saints’ LA meltdown.
“This is the most Ed White-ass parlay we’ve ever made.”
“We’re picking D3 games next week or I’m out.”
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