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Not Mott's Mail Bag (EP:18) | Who Survives on a Deserted Island: Casey, Damien, Nick or Kyle the Sponsor?


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NOT MOTT’S MAILBAG: CHAOS EDITION 🚨

Kyle the Sponsor jumps in with Casey, Damien & Turtle for a Lafourche-sized roller coaster:


🥊 Jake Paul Delusion Watch

If Jake Paul gets wrecked by Tank Davis (aka a dude 70 lbs lighter) — is that the end of his “fight career” or just the beginning of his Netflix comedy tour?


🎃 Golden Meadow Gossip

Kyle confirms: Halloween Parade October 11th. If it rolls, it rides. $20 a head. It allegedly ends with a shrimp po’boy fight.


💸 Fantasy Football Economics

How much is YOUR franchise worth?

Damien: $5K (retirement plan).

Kyle: “5 bucks and a sandwich.”


🏈 Running Back Hot Takes

Who you taking:

Current Bijan Robinson 🐝

Or Prime Ryan “Totally Not a Bust, I Swear” Mathews 🤕


🐯 LSU Pain Olympics

Would you suffer through an 0–12 LSU season just to bring Nick Saban back at age 75? (Spoiler: everyone would rather eat glass).


🌴 Survivor: Bayou Edition

Casey, Damien, Nick & Kyle stranded on an island — who survives?


Kyle gets the nod because “bridge experience > diva energy.”

The crew claims he’d win from his couch in a onesie.


🦐 Seafood Showdown

Best local seafood spot: Mee Maw’s? Chéramie’s? Griffin’s? Definitely not radioactive Walmart shrimp.


🦞 Crawfish War of the Century

Who wins in a crawfish-eating contest: Coach O or Zion Williamson? (Hint: Zion taps out with a paper cut).


🍭 Dum Dum Draft

Root beer? Blue raspberry? Cherry? Old Wayne Charlene handing out lollipops like a biddy-ball legend.


🏟 Dome Field Advantage

Is the Superdome still scary loud, or have Saints fans gone soft since the Brees era? (Also, stop faking decibel counts on the big screen).


🌱 Tulane Terror?

If Coach O takes over Tulane, could the “Greenies” become a power? (Consensus: nope, enjoy your 9–3 seasons).


🦿 Would You Rather: Injury Edition

Lose both arms or both legs? (Everyone picks legs. Kyle sits weird. Don’t ask).


😴 vs 🍔 Sleep or Eat?

Would you rather never sleep or never eat? Crew debates productivity vs. jambalaya withdrawals.


🚽 Bathroom Olympics

Longest time you’ve sat on the toilet? (Casey admits 45 min “email sessions” powered by Bluetooth bathroom speakers).


🎧 Tap in for peak DTB energy, sponsor love to Lafourche Concert & Events Club, and more quotables than a onesie-wearing fantasy draft. Drop your questions for the next Mailbag in the comments—best ones get read live!



 
 
 

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