Pick'Em Week 11 | BYU’s Soaking Problem, Martin Van Buren’s Comeback, and Saints Fans in Denial
- Damien St.Pierre
- 6 days ago
- 1 min read
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We fire up Pick’em with a fresh sponsor roll call (shoutout Precision Agra Spray & the whole crew) and a brand-new “startup” you didn’t ask for: Turtle 2 Tommy Zero—specializing in domestic disputes & McChicken bets 😂.
Then it’s mayhem:
Florida @ Kentucky — interim bump vs. Big Blue trap game (plus a surprise political detour because… us).
BYU @ Texas Tech — are the Cougs for real or is Cinderella turning into a pumpkin? Also: yes, soaking gets explained. You’re welcome, Internet.
Eagles @ Packers — is Green Bay’s bounce-back real or will Don Henley and friends run the show?
Saints @ Panthers — half the panel picks New Orleans to “win out,” then immediately chooses Carolina. Peak Group Chat energy.
LSU @ Bama — post-BK vibes, Nussbus turbulence, and a Martin Van Buren cameo (historically accurate height, spiritually inaccurate optimism).
Finally, we assemble a chaos parlay you should absolutely not mortgage the house for:
CFB: Ohio State to cover a galaxy spread, Oregon by a TD, Notre Dame by a million, and A&M over Mizzou.
NFL: Jags beat the Texans, Seahawks -6.5, Baker 2+ TDs, Jets–Browns under.
If it hits, buy a family meal. If it misses… enjoy your McFlurry (because Hell just froze over).
Come for the picks, stay for the wheel’s curse, the Kiss-of-Death, and the running joke that our parlays are charitable donations to FanDuel. 💸🏈
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